Something happened a few weeks ago that never fails to bring a snicker to me. The whole situation of it is hilarious. Recalling it, which happens pretty often never fails to bring a string of sarcasm and snide remarks from me. Here’s the background story:

My wife has an aunt who’s a member of the Iglesia ni Cristo, lets call her Lina. Lina was bothered by another aunt, who we shall call Gina. Gina has been mooching at Lina’s house for a few months now. Lina’s irritation stems from the fact that Gina is not really sexually discreet, particularly because these are from extra-marital affairs, the horny bitch.

Anyway, Gina’s getting fucked silly by her John and Lina is being bothered by the noise from the thin walls at their house. Now, this is where it gets funny… Lina decides to put her foot down! She buckles down and…. She squeals on Gina to the Iglesia ni Cristo!!!

*shock*

*disbelief*

*laughter*

What will Gina do now!?!?!?! The INC is after her!!! Heads will roll!!! Blood will flow!!! That’s hilarious. Is that the extent of that idiot’s power? Squealing to some con-artist-slash-pastor. Is she really that pathetic? Is she really that delusional? What the fuck does she expect the damned INC to do? Excommunicate Gina? Have Gina assassinated? Have Gina gang raped by a pack of rabid convicts? She’ll probably enjoy that last one…

The irony of it all? Gina isn’t even a member of the INC, she’s Catholic.

It’s all really very pathetic and laughable.

Since I first heard the story, my threat to other people has been, “Isusumbong kita sa simbahan!” (”I’ll rat on you to the church!”).

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